EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT [second series]: Look here, then there's mister Godard who's just left the circus while moving his four storeys house... I wouldn't like to be the porter for that landlord!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 29: －What's become of you then [,] Mister Lebrun?... －I've become a runaway... to the Stock-Exchange!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 54: －Well, there's my wife going off... high speed... twelve leagues an hour... what a fine invention steam is!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 25: －Oh!... and you?... －Me too!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 24: －Did he need to smoke pipes[,] him there[,] to get a coloured face!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT [second series]: Having a dispute over their beauty

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 39: －It's biting, mister Galimard, it's biting!... －I'll allow myself to say that at eight degrees rivers and noses are frozen!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 45: －Sorry, citizen, but I don't accept dogs in my carriage... －Be off with you, aristocrat!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 51: －It doesn't surprise me that women always have a taste for military uniform! －

Bathers 26: －Look out, Gargouillet, there's the master going by with his wife; we should wash our hair and hang the soap. －Thank you, I've just finished with it

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 67 : －My poor Azor's died!... －What a shame... better send a letter quick to inform General Grammont!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 49: －Colleague, don't trust the little baron... the more you dress him, the more you'll put yourself in a position to be uncovered..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 49: －Colleague, don't trust the little baron... the more you dress him, the more you'll put yourself in a position to be uncovered..

News 112: You’re wrong to want to post up that...advertisement..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 26: －－See, there's the eclipse beginning... －But I don't see anything... －Oh well! that's as if it should be... when a solicitor vanishes d'you see him?..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 35: It's nevertheless there that I carved my love monogram... well[,] how it's risen... personally, I've got much smaller since!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 1: A VISIT TO THE SALON. To be sure, all sculptors are smutty!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 55: －I beg your pardon if I didn't spot you straight away... I was unable to recognise you among the other roses in the garden!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 40: －For three months, your grace has been posing always like that... now the portrait's no longer a likeness... it's no longer that!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 70 : －Françoise, your cousin the fireman has come. －No, sir! －Well the broth tells me he has!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 66 : －I say, old chap, all the men who pass by seem to me to be turning round... so is this the politicians' quarter here?..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 38: －They are young turtle-doves... that's how we used to be in former times, missis Duruflé..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 36: －I wanna drink!... －But I've told you I'm a grocer!... －Yer a grocer... well! grocers have everything... give me a drink!... or else yer not a grocer!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 33: “The theatre is a good thing for the lower classes of Paris, they come there to relax in the evening from the hard toils of the day.” (All the moralists)

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 47: A DAY GUARD-DUTY. －I'm coming down, because I'm mounting it. －Well now, personally I'm going up again because I'm standing down!..