EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 54: －Well, there's my wife going off... high speed... twelve leagues an hour... what a fine invention steam is!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 25: －Oh!... and you?... －Me too!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 24: －Did he need to smoke pipes[,] him there[,] to get a coloured face!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 67 : －My poor Azor's died!... －What a shame... better send a letter quick to inform General Grammont!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 35: It's nevertheless there that I carved my love monogram... well[,] how it's risen... personally, I've got much smaller since!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT [second series]: Look here, then there's mister Godard who's just left the circus while moving his four storeys house... I wouldn't like to be the porter for that landlord!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 36: －I wanna drink!... －But I've told you I'm a grocer!... －Yer a grocer... well! grocers have everything... give me a drink!... or else yer not a grocer!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 47: A DAY GUARD-DUTY. －I'm coming down, because I'm mounting it. －Well now, personally I'm going up again because I'm standing down!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 51: －It doesn't surprise me that women always have a taste for military uniform! －

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 61: －What were you thinking of, Mr. Piquepruneman, to have made me a frock-coat as much [in the style] of a landlord as that... you well know that I live in the same street as citizen Proudhon!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 29: －What's become of you then [,] Mister Lebrun?... －I've become a runaway... to the Stock-Exchange!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 70 : －Françoise, your cousin the fireman has come. －No, sir! －Well the broth tells me he has!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 26: －－See, there's the eclipse beginning... －But I don't see anything... －Oh well! that's as if it should be... when a solicitor vanishes d'you see him?..

TRIVIAL THINGS 9: －Where to, master? is it by the hour or by the journey? -－Rue St.Honore. －What number? －I've told you Rue St.Honore: －What number? －I don'tknow! －Oh well sorry! it's by the hour!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 40: －For three months, your grace has been posing always like that... now the portrait's no longer a likeness... it's no longer that!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 50: Inconvenient to be too sentimental and to like going for walks by moonlight

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 1: A VISIT TO THE SALON. To be sure, all sculptors are smutty!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 55: －I beg your pardon if I didn't spot you straight away... I was unable to recognise you among the other roses in the garden!..

PARISIAN IN 1848. 1: －Well... I didn't recognise you... what moustaches!... －It's necessary... I've been made a corporal..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 45: －Sorry, citizen, but I don't accept dogs in my carriage... －Be off with you, aristocrat!..

News 112: You’re wrong to want to post up that...advertisement..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 39: －It's biting, mister Galimard, it's biting!... －I'll allow myself to say that at eight degrees rivers and noses are frozen!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 49: －Colleague, don't trust the little baron... the more you dress him, the more you'll put yourself in a position to be uncovered..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 49: －Colleague, don't trust the little baron... the more you dress him, the more you'll put yourself in a position to be uncovered..

SKETCHES OF AUTUMN 1: －What... you're going to press grapes with your feet ?... －Well!...they're not at all dirty... anyway, I've taken care to take my shoes off!..