EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 70 : －Françoise, your cousin the fireman has come. －No, sir! －Well the broth tells me he has!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 25: －Oh!... and you?... －Me too!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 56: －Needless to say, the antique is always beautiful. －Yes, wife, in marble..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 21: A husband burned with the fire of jealousy

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 40: －For three months, your grace has been posing always like that... now the portrait's no longer a likeness... it's no longer that!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 35: It's nevertheless there that I carved my love monogram... well[,] how it's risen... personally, I've got much smaller since!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 54: －Well, there's my wife going off... high speed... twelve leagues an hour... what a fine invention steam is!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 26: －－See, there's the eclipse beginning... －But I don't see anything... －Oh well! that's as if it should be... when a solicitor vanishes d'you see him?..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 55: －I beg your pardon if I didn't spot you straight away... I was unable to recognise you among the other roses in the garden!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 1: A VISIT TO THE SALON. To be sure, all sculptors are smutty!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 36: －I wanna drink!... －But I've told you I'm a grocer!... －Yer a grocer... well! grocers have everything... give me a drink!... or else yer not a grocer!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 51: －It doesn't surprise me that women always have a taste for military uniform! －

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT [second series]: (The manservant) －Sir would do well to wear his old dress coat (Aside) I need to wear the new one to go to the door-keeper's evening party

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 39: －It's biting, mister Galimard, it's biting!... －I'll allow myself to say that at eight degrees rivers and noses are frozen!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 38: －They are young turtle-doves... that's how we used to be in former times, missis Duruflé..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 33: “The theatre is a good thing for the lower classes of Paris, they come there to relax in the evening from the hard toils of the day.” (All the moralists)

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 29: －What's become of you then [,] Mister Lebrun?... －I've become a runaway... to the Stock-Exchange!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 57: Here's my little boy... if he hasn't got sufficient talent to be with me... in the grocery... I'll make an artist of him too!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 42: －I say, our mayor... communists what's that?... －Pierre, they're people who want money to be common, work common, land common among all French people... －Oh! well I think for a start they've got not common sense!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 24: －Did he need to smoke pipes[,] him there[,] to get a coloured face!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 47: A DAY GUARD-DUTY. －I'm coming down, because I'm mounting it. －Well now, personally I'm going up again because I'm standing down!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 46: The woman should follow her husband wherever it is convenient for him to go and choose his residence. (Civil code marriage right)

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 45: －Sorry, citizen, but I don't accept dogs in my carriage... －Be off with you, aristocrat!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 53: AT A 32-SOUS-RESTAURANT. －Waiter, a chicken with cress?... －Sir, we've no chicken left... but if you like, I'll get you a large portion of cress!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 61: －What were you thinking of, Mr. Piquepruneman, to have made me a frock-coat as much [in the style] of a landlord as that... you well know that I live in the same street as citizen Proudhon!..