EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 36: －I wanna drink!... －But I've told you I'm a grocer!... －Yer a grocer... well! grocers have everything... give me a drink!... or else yer not a grocer!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 29: －What's become of you then [,] Mister Lebrun?... －I've become a runaway... to the Stock-Exchange!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 25: －Oh!... and you?... －Me too!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 47: A DAY GUARD-DUTY. －I'm coming down, because I'm mounting it. －Well now, personally I'm going up again because I'm standing down!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 67 : －My poor Azor's died!... －What a shame... better send a letter quick to inform General Grammont!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 24: －Did he need to smoke pipes[,] him there[,] to get a coloured face!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 54: －Well, there's my wife going off... high speed... twelve leagues an hour... what a fine invention steam is!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 1: A VISIT TO THE SALON. To be sure, all sculptors are smutty!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 51: －It doesn't surprise me that women always have a taste for military uniform! －

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 30: －Oh my dear, when you've got a dog you should never have a husband!... only yesterday mine had a thing about refusing a chiken wing to Mimire, he only wanted give him a leg!... －There need to be men who're fierce!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 30: －Oh my dear, when you've got a dog you should never have a husband!... only yesterday mine had a thing about refusing a chiken wing to Mimire, he only wanted give him a leg!... －There need to be men who're fierce!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 35: It's nevertheless there that I carved my love monogram... well[,] how it's risen... personally, I've got much smaller since!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 61: －What were you thinking of, Mr. Piquepruneman, to have made me a frock-coat as much [in the style] of a landlord as that... you well know that I live in the same street as citizen Proudhon!..

PARISIAN IN 1848. 1: －Well... I didn't recognise you... what moustaches!... －It's necessary... I've been made a corporal..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 60: View of a ministerial antichamber, under whichever government

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 60: View of a ministerial antichamber, under whichever government

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 56: －Needless to say, the antique is always beautiful. －Yes, wife, in marble..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 39: －It's biting, mister Galimard, it's biting!... －I'll allow myself to say that at eight degrees rivers and noses are frozen!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 70 : －Françoise, your cousin the fireman has come. －No, sir! －Well the broth tells me he has!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 45: －Sorry, citizen, but I don't accept dogs in my carriage... －Be off with you, aristocrat!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 40: －For three months, your grace has been posing always like that... now the portrait's no longer a likeness... it's no longer that!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 69 : －Yes... I've had the indignity of having my picture refused for the exhibition... and moreover, see how scrupulously I've executed my saint's crucifixion... it can't be said that there's a nail missing from it!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 53: AT A 32-SOUS-RESTAURANT. －Waiter, a chicken with cress?... －Sir, we've no chicken left... but if you like, I'll get you a large portion of cress!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 26: －－See, there's the eclipse beginning... －But I don't see anything... －Oh well! that's as if it should be... when a solicitor vanishes d'you see him?..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 64 : Inconvenient to have a relative called Babylas, which obliges [you] to go and take him a bouquet on 24 January