NEWS 225: －To think that with the stone from all these pedestals you could have built a good dozen primary schools

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 51: －It doesn't surprise me that women always have a taste for military uniform! －

NEWS 167: Do you think perhaps it's a spectator... well not even that!... it's the director!!!

NEWS 167: Do you think perhaps it's a spectator... well not even that!... it's the director!!!

PARISIANS TYPES 29: Discomfort in talking to people who have a mania for putting thier story into action. －Yes dear Sir, do you think that the rrrrascal was allowed to laugh in my face. You know I won't stand for that. So, I punched him... there, like that, do you see, and I shook you... there, like that... vigorously

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 61: －What were you thinking of, Mr. Piquepruneman, to have made me a frock-coat as much [in the style] of a landlord as that... you well know that I live in the same street as citizen Proudhon!..

NEWS 269: Then don't look over there, you well know that it's a puppet

IN CHINA 21: To think that there is what the French call Chinese!..

[THESE GOOD PARISIANS] 1: － Oh! Théophile..., I'm learing some fine things about you..., according to Mr. Desbarolles' book, I see you have on your palm the debauchery line!... － Oh!... bah..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 64 : Inconvenient to have a relative called Babylas, which obliges [you] to go and take him a bouquet on 24 January

NEWS 62: －Got to admit that it's very odd that the grapes have caught the potatoes' disease!

NEWS 15: － These poor animals... they're so disfigured that you can't even recognise them... they who've been such good friends for five years!... oh! Mister Barbaroux, we're living in truly sad times!..

Childish Acts 5: I would have never thought that at my age..

COSSACKS TO LAUGH AT or COSSACKS FOR A LAUGH 17: Oursikoff!... do you think this is a likeness?... －No, Sire!... －Right...... I'd have sent you to Siberia if you had recognised me... all these bad caricatures from LE CHARIVARI won't prevent my being still the most handsome man in my empire!... －Yes,Sire!.....

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 62: THE DAQY WHEN YOU HAVE TO DISPLAY GALLANTRY: －How much is that big bouquet?... －Ten francs －Good God!... and this little here? －Fifteen francs －Damnation!..

NEWS 257: Commerce: How do you think I can walk if you always hold me back!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 42: －I say, our mayor... communists what's that?... －Pierre, they're people who want money to be common, work common, land common among all French people... －Oh! well I think for a start they've got not common sense!..

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT [second series]: Look here, then there's mister Godard who's just left the circus while moving his four storeys house... I wouldn't like to be the porter for that landlord!..

Women Socialists 7: Oh! You are my husband, oh! you are the master... well, I have the right to bundle you out of your home... Jeanne Derouin proved that to me yesterday evening!... go and explain yourself to her!..

JOURNEY TO CHINA 4: THE SEAFARERS' HOTEL. He who says hotel-keeper －in China－ and above all in a seaport, says patent thief... if you bring to his notice that he counts dinners that you have not ordered －errands that you have not had [him] make －waiters who have not served you －expenses for transporting luggage for which you have paid, he replies graciously: Suh, we always count that, always... that is the Chinese habit!... Editer's note: This habit also exists in certain French sea ports

Parisian Sketches 11: Oh! Thank you for what you have done..

Parisian Sketches 11: Oh! Thank you for what you have done..

NEWS 151: The good Mr. Ratapoil promised them that after they'd signed his petition skylarks would fall for them ready roasted

NEWS 85: PAINFUL SITUATION OF THE POOR LITTLE KING OF GREECE: The Englishman －Here's a brat that I could only make one mouthful of!... The Russian －Would you please leave this little man alone －you see, I'm defending him!

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 33: “The theatre is a good thing for the lower classes of Paris, they come there to relax in the evening from the hard toils of the day.” (All the moralists)