NEWS 73: Cossack mares dead of thirst, for not having been able to go to Constantinople to quench [it] in the Sultanas' marble baths, as they were promised!..

NEWS 25: － Yes, mister Rifolet, they say that the Cossacks appear to be marching to Constantinople only the better to fool us.. in reality, they're on the way to Paris... personally, I've taken all my precautions, I've already carefully hidden all my packets of candles

Album des Charges du Jour: EUNUCHS DISCHARGED BY THE BEY TUNIS.[sic] －What's going to become of us?... here we are[,] dismissed!... －There's nothing for it but to become coachmen in Constantinople!..

NEWS 97: －Notice to devotees... if only there were this in France!

WHEN YOU'RE UNLUCKY 1: －To think that I've not been able to fire a single shot since this morning!... －Oh! different from me... I've killed my dog!..

NEWS 41: The Union and the National Assembly trying to frighten Parisians with the help of a Cossack in the form of a baloon

Conjugal Manners 36: Arthur, you had promised me a throne..

NEWS 27: NEWS FROM THE STOCK EXCHANGE. －The Emperor of Russia has entered Constantinople! －And then what? －He's furious, he didn't find the sultan who'd entered St. Petersburg on the very same day

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 86: A DECLARATION, IN FULL PUBLIC: －I lo lo lo lo ve you!... －I lo lo lo lo ve you!... (This tender avowal having been made in a flat key, the husband is unable to repeat it)

NEWS 300: Messrs.-Cobden, Brigth[sic] and Sturges, having nothing further to do in Europe, board ship to go and pacify China

NEWS 85: －This trunk is no one's, therefore it ought to belong to us

NEWS 1: I didn’t tell you to go and make yourself into... sugar! I told you to go and cook yourself!

Childish Acts 6: －Well, what about my glass... if I don't have my glass I'll tell Mummy that you've been drinking again with that lanky fellow whom she told you not to go about with!..

[NEWS 70]: THE TREE OF LIBERTY: －What! not a friend to shout: death-trap!

NEWS 66: Oh! if I were the King of Spain How [quickly] I'd clear off! (Variation on a celebrated ballad)

TRIVIAL THINGS 6: －Is it to you or to the Gentleman who's your brother that I have the honour of speaking? －It is to my brother, Sir

NEWS 252: Convicted for having sold crushed sandstone instead of moist brown sugar

NEWS 249: Having at last found the means agreeably to pass the summer of 1857

NEWS 19: The enemy of dogs having had the imprudence to leave Auteuil in order to come and walk in Paris

Ancient History 47: Pygmalion. Oh triumph of arts! what was your surprise, / Great scupltor, when you saw your marble come alive, / And with a chaste and gentle manner lean forward / To ask for a pinch [of snuff]. (Count Siméon)

NEWS 275: An animal full of modesty and having himself begged to accept the honour to be transformed into meat of the 1st class

PEOPLE OF THE LAW 37: －It certainly seems that my jolly fellow is a great villian... so much the better... if I succeed in having him acquitted, what credit to me!..

NEWS 295: Doctor Véron, having given up politics, its pomp and its works, retires to the country, at Auteuil, and gives himself up to the favourite passtimes of Arcadia's ancient shepnerds: the true sage consoles himself for everything with Philosophy and a clarinet

SKETCHES OF EXPRESSIONS 17: Mistah Guguste and my mummy they wanted to go bye-byes, they were tired and..and...and what they said to me was...go and play in the garden, and I... and I...didn't make any noise and I played

SKETCHES OF EXPRESSIONS 17: Mistah Guguste and my mummy they wanted to go bye-byes, they were tired and..and...and what they said to me was...go and play in the garden, and I... and I...didn't make any noise and I played