NEWS 27: NEWS FROM THE STOCK EXCHANGE. －The Emperor of Russia has entered Constantinople! －And then what? －He's furious, he didn't find the sultan who'd entered St. Petersburg on the very same day

NEWS 73: Cossack mares dead of thirst, for not having been able to go to Constantinople to quench [it] in the Sultanas' marble baths, as they were promised!..

NEWS 24: － What... the paper says that it's rumoured in the Stock-Exchange that the Russians have crossed the Prut!... － Well! Mister Panelet... all the same... because the Russians have begun hostilities that's no reason for you not to finish off shaving

NEWS 145: He looks terrifying for nothing... and probably even the sparrows won't be frightened of him!..

PARISIAN IN 1848. 1: －Well... I didn't recognise you... what moustaches!... －It's necessary... I've been made a corporal..

NEWS 94: If the workers fight among themselves, how do you expect the building to be reconstructed

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 29: －What's become of you then [,] Mister Lebrun?... －I've become a runaway... to the Stock-Exchange!..

NEWS 25: － Yes, mister Rifolet, they say that the Cossacks appear to be marching to Constantinople only the better to fool us.. in reality, they're on the way to Paris... personally, I've taken all my precautions, I've already carefully hidden all my packets of candles

Strangers in Paris 4: Some slight purchases: Oh!...the beautiful shawls... would you buy me one, dear?... －What!... why didn't you say straightaway that you wanted everything, and we could have started by simply buying up the whole la Ville de Paris shop!..

NEWS 186: －And that's how you give yourself sprains in the back!.....

NEWS 269: Then don't look over there, you well know that it's a puppet

Album des Charges du Jour: EUNUCHS DISCHARGED BY THE BEY TUNIS.[sic] －What's going to become of us?... here we are[,] dismissed!... －There's nothing for it but to become coachmen in Constantinople!..

NEWS 177: －What the Devil are they doing up above!

NEWS 262: Commerce: － When then, gentlemen, are you going to finish playing that game... paying all tha costs of the party is beginning to annoy me!..

NEWS 28: － I told you just now that I wouldn't be annoyed if the Oriental affair put itself to rights. － Yes, and so? － Well, it's funny, but since I've drunk that Mars beer, I'd like it if we had a war

News: Weights and measures

News: Weights and measures

THE FREQUENTERS OF CAFÉS 1: Personally, I'm in the habit of never giving anything to the waiter, it encourages celibacy

NEWS 66: Oh! if I were the King of Spain How [quickly] I'd clear off! (Variation on a celebrated ballad)

News 139: Inconvenient to buy a newspaper which publishes the news twelve hours before the others. －How is it that I buy your newspaper and I don't find any news in it today! － Sir, today's news was in yesterday’s paper!..

NEWS 6: Remove yourself from there so I can get in

PEOPLE OF THE LAW 34: －Lost again in the Royal Court... and he's moaning as if he hadn't still got the High Court of Appeal!..

NEWS 71: －Who the devil would ever suspect that it would still snow in Paris!..

NEWS 233: All the same we never doubted that one day we'd sail in that ship

NEWS 251: THE TSAR AT SEBASTOPOL. －It's annoying...... they know I don't like the tricolour flag, and they've put it everywhere!..