NEWS 9: －Mr. Cabassol, how can you still take up arms, after having attended three meetings of the Peace Congress! －Precisely, I’m mounting guard to avoid being at war with my sergeant-major

NEWS 9: －Mr. Cabassol, how can you still take up arms, after having attended three meetings of the Peace Congress! －Precisely, I’m mounting guard to avoid being at war with my sergeant-major

MEMORIES OF THE PEACE CONGRESS 4: Having finished their work, and having, through three days of speeches, definitively guaranteed world peace, the Congress members of St. Cecilia's room decide to take a triumphal, but peaceable, walk in the Paris streets!

MEMORIES OF THE PEACE CONGRESS 4: Having finished their work, and having, through three days of speeches, definitively guaranteed world peace, the Congress members of St. Cecilia's room decide to take a triumphal, but peaceable, walk in the Paris streets!

MEMORIES OF THE PEACE CONGRESS 3: Third and final meeting of the Peace Congress －Everyone kisses, and it is over!

MEMORIES OF THE PEACE CONGRESS 3: Third and final meeting of the Peace Congress －Everyone kisses, and it is over!

NEWS 186: －And that's how you give yourself sprains in the back!.....

News 122: The last day for the submission of pictures: －Heavens above! －we're already here and my picture isn’t finished... I’m annoyed at having hired my porter for the whole day, I would sooner have had him carry it by the hour!..

MEMORIES OF THE PEACE CONGRESS 6: Universal Peace haveing been decreed, the honorable sir Cobden [sic] finds a way of using the generals who crossed their arms

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 63: THE NEIGHBOURS BEFORE THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE: Well, I won the case all the same, and you won't be so stuck-up now, Mrs. Pimbèche... because the Justice of the Peace has sentenced you to go back to your house which backs on to mine!..

TODAY'S PHILANTHROPISTS 12: －So then, my friend, at the age of twenty two you had already killed three men... what a powerful nature, and how guilty society is for not having better guided it!... －Oh! yeah sir!... in my view the police have been very wrong... without them I wouldn't be here!..

TODAY'S PHILANTHROPISTS 9: “Yesterday, in the rue St. Honoré, a respectable old man fell, struck by an attack of apoplexy, it would have been the end of him had not the celebrated Doctor Cabassol, who was by chance at his window at No. 107, hastened to fly to his aid: thanks to intelligent and prodigious help together with the most touching solicitude the sick man was promptly restored to life. Our celebrated Doctor Cabassol topping his generous behaviour wanted to receive as payment for his care only the thanks of a family which will eternally bless his name. Honour to Doctor Cabassol!” －Look here, it's you who's the respectable old man in question, yesterday you failed to fall when coming to see me, you could have injured yourself and then I could have saved you... I contrived it all a little more dramatically for the newspaper... it won't do you any harm and it'll do me a lot of good!

Strangers in Paris 10: The visit to the Hôtel des Invalides －It doesn’t smell very good, your broth...how much is it? －Whatever you can give, master... but the minimum is three francs... －Deuce...! I definitely find it a little salty

THE ALARMISTS AND ALARMED. 2: Where can that band of armed men be going!..

THE ALARMISTS AND ALARMED. 2: Where can that band of armed men be going!..

THE ALARMISTS AND ALARMED. 2: Where can that band of armed men be going!..

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 75: THE RETURN FROM THE St. CLOUD FAIR: To the devil with reed-pipes and reed-pipers... how can they allow such an instrument in a country that already tolerates the Clarinet!..

PARISIAN SKETCHES 33: － How late you are arriving at the Stock-Exchange... I'll warrant you've had a windfall?... scoundrel!... － What do you expect!... I'll settle down..., when I get old!..

TENANTS AND LANDLORDS 15: A FURTIVE HOUSE-MOVING. －Take no notice... it's our friend Cabassol who's feeling uncomfortable, and whom we're taking home!..

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 93: THE DEVILISH SEDUCERS: －Did you see how that little woman looked at us out of the corner of her eye as she passed... it's only at our age that you can truly please women!..

NEWS 303: No longer knowing how to use their spare time, the three friends of peace are reduced to making war between themselves

NEWS 374: ROUHER'S SADNESS: －I've stuffed it as best as I can [but] in vain, [it's] impossible to make [people] believe that it's still alive

NEWS 94: If the workers fight among themselves, how do you expect the building to be reconstructed

SKETCHES OF SUMMER 9: Having had the unfortunate idea of going to take a siesta by the river bank

It was indeed worth the trouble of having us killed!