NEWS 86: THE FINAL PROOF: After this effort, he slowly turned up his eyes, and slept constitutionally in the bosom of eternal forgetfulness

NEWS 36: This chariot still rolls on... This chariot still rolls on, in vain did they want to put sticks in the wheels!

NEWS 49: －What!... another wrong Stéphen, this is the twelfth since this morning

News: Weights and measures

News: Weights and measures

NEWS 145: He looks terrifying for nothing... and probably even the sparrows won't be frightened of him!..

NEWS 177: －What the Devil are they doing up above!

NEWS 130: －What an odd game!...each player finds that he has the King!..

NEWS 85: －This trunk is no one's, therefore it ought to belong to us

NEWS 145: The Emperor Soulouque, having learned that a European journalist permitted himself to criticise some of the acts of his administration, arrived to sieze the guilty man and plunged him into a cooking pot full of boiling tar －All with the hope that this would serve as a lesson to this hack and that he would not write a second article against his majesty. (Official prefect of Haiti.) (Note from le Charivari) －This ingenious method to curb the deviations of the Press is recommended for the meditation of the Burgraves

NEWS 29: AT THE DOOR OF THE ÉLYSÉE [PALACE]: －Sirs, the Prince has told me to tell you that he is not there! －What! does he no longer wish to follow our advice? －No. he [sic] claims that you've already stuffed him full of it as it is... －Hapless France! hapless Prince!

NEWS 180: －This is not the only time you will replace us!..

JOURNEY TO CHINA 4: THE SEAFARERS' HOTEL. He who says hotel-keeper －in China－ and above all in a seaport, says patent thief... if you bring to his notice that he counts dinners that you have not ordered －errands that you have not had [him] make －waiters who have not served you －expenses for transporting luggage for which you have paid, he replies graciously: Suh, we always count that, always... that is the Chinese habit!... Editer's note: This habit also exists in certain French sea ports

NEWS 71: －Who the devil would ever suspect that it would still snow in Paris!..

NEWS 62: －Got to admit that it's very odd that the grapes have caught the potatoes' disease!

NEWS 31: － What a selfish man!... sleeping when at this very moment the Autocrat raises soldiers!..

NEWS 118: The only costume truly appropriate to this person who was wrongly qualified for the title of Burgrave

TRIVIAL THINGS 1: Eleven degrees centigrade! what a bad turn it gives you! and they call this a year of mercy!

GENERAL SCHLICK'S[sic] ENTRY INTO THE CAMPAIGN －This is giving me trouble... but finally I'm on the horse!!!..

NEWS 9: －Mr. Cabassol, how can you still take up arms, after having attended three meetings of the Peace Congress! －Precisely, I’m mounting guard to avoid being at war with my sergeant-major

NEWS 9: －Mr. Cabassol, how can you still take up arms, after having attended three meetings of the Peace Congress! －Precisely, I’m mounting guard to avoid being at war with my sergeant-major

News 89: Geographical neckerchiefs

News 124: A day of the eclipse

SKETCH OF THE DAY 28: You know the fat deputy from opposite, who's a representative at 25 francs a day, well, this morning I read off the newspaper that they'd given him a commission! －A commission pays generally seventy five centimes without even a written decision... on that day he should've made 25 francs 15 sous, what luck!

NEWS 97: －Notice to devotees... if only there were this in France!