That's something I just can't understand

NEWS 55: AN EFFECT OF THE DEMOLITION WORKS IN PARIS. Certainly here's where I live... and I can't even recover my wife!

NEWS 234:－ I can't believe my telescope... England holds out her arms to Kossuth!..

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 77: PANCAKES: There you go, that's how I give one to myself!..

ROBERT MACAIRE. 2nd Series 3: Yes, Sir, you see in me a victim of political hatreds... an outcast... I have been condemned Falsely and I have had to go into exile... I'm clearing off to Belgium in order to reach Spain where I count on taking up arms... (aside) if I can't take anything else

NEWS 118: ADMINISTERING SELF-DISCIPLINE. －It's through my fault, through my fault, through my very great fault!..

If only I could do this, If only I could do that

Caricaturana 80: Robert Macaire shareholder: But Mr.Macaire, when I distributed these dividends, you knew that they were taken on the capital? －What does it matter! you didn't have the right to distribute them, you should refund them to us. －Refund them to you!!! but you accepted them, it's up to you to refund them! －You didn't have the right to distribute them to us, that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it, you should pay them back to us, that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it

PARISIANS TYPES 29: Discomfort in talking to people who have a mania for putting thier story into action. －Yes dear Sir, do you think that the rrrrascal was allowed to laugh in my face. You know I won't stand for that. So, I punched him... there, like that, do you see, and I shook you... there, like that... vigorously

NEWS 183: －If I had known!..

PARISIANS TYPES 30: －My God! Missus Bombec, what hit you? －Don't mention it,dear lady, the horror! the world's become so ferocious that I'd rather be the gatekeeper at the zoo. You know that Bezuchet on the fifth floor who tells everyone that her not-so great daughter, whose filling out nicely round the waist, has become Whatdropical. Me, I just said: oh yeh! －And that's the creature that... －by Jove, flew into my face

Poem "I Do Not Fear Death..."

[NEWS 142]: PALMISTRY, THE NEW PASS-TIME OF GOOD PARISIANS － Adélaïde... I've searched in vain... I can't find the little line which foretells long life... my God!... must I die in the prime of life!..

SKETCHES OF THE HUNT 6: －Here, I've just killed a magnificent gouse!... －But, wretched man!... that's Brahma the cock from the neighbouring farm..., a cock that'll perhaps cost you more than thirty francs... without counting the pitchfork blows!..

The Blue-stockings 5: I say, Bichette... What are you thinking of..

Childish Acts 5: I would have never thought that at my age..

FISH-CULTURE 6: － Do you see my two trout? － No... not very well. － There... on the left... next to my salmon － That's odd... I cam't even make out the salmon,... it's perhaps owing to the fact that this opera-glass is poor

PARISIANS TYPES 2: Don't bention it I've got a cold in the 'ead and can't see clearly ,by dear!..

Poem "Where Was I Born?, When Was I Born?"

TRIVIAL THINGS 4: －Don't leave your friend in that state! －Him my friend!...that's my doorkeeper

TRIVIAL THINGS 4: －Don't leave your friend in that state! －Him my friend!...that's my doorkeeper

LIFE'S DIFFICULT MOMENTS 3 : － For the seventh time will you give me my seat?... if not... － If not what?... － If not, I'll be obliged to go away, which would vex me greatly!

Conjugal Manners 34: I should have bet on it ... instead of taking him to see Séraphin, you take him to play ... It's already bad enough for grown-ups; poor little dear! ... －－ Don't worry, Madam, that's the way children amuse themselves!

NEWS 186: －And that's how you give yourself sprains in the back!.....

WHEN YOU'RE UNLUCKY 9: I thought better of her than that..