NEWS 86: PLACE DE LA BASTILLE: －Buy a crown from me, citizen!

NEWS 3: Master, me can’t no longer work de cane!...cos de French eat de sugar from beet, me got fat, me can’t budge at all

NEWS 69: It's dangerous, fishing with a cast-net

NEWS 69: It's dangerous, fishing with a cast-net

Strangers in Paris 4: Some slight purchases: Oh!...the beautiful shawls... would you buy me one, dear?... －What!... why didn't you say straightaway that you wanted everything, and we could have started by simply buying up the whole la Ville de Paris shop!..

NEWS 86. －Snow, some real snow... I haven't seen any in Paris since 1822... that makes me thirty years' younger!

NEWS 142: THE POLITICAL HIGH-LIVERS: (France.) －Hum!... hum!... that seems to me to be a pretty poor dish!

NEWS 142: THE POLITICAL HIGH-LIVERS: (France.) －Hum!... hum!... that seems to me to be a pretty poor dish!

TRIVIAL THINGS 8: －Don't talk to me about it, it's pitiful:there's a man who's spent his week's money on strong drink, you should look after such unfortunates... －Well at least, pick him up!... －Certainly not... he didn't get drunk at my place!

Affectation 8: (He reads a letter) A meeting, it could be from that little Mrs. Giraud!... yes... but perhaps it's from her husband who wants to nab me and give me a thrashing

NEWS 26: －My good friend, give me the pleasure of your signing this petition against obligatory education. －Sorry, Mister Basil, but I dunno how to write

News 139: Inconvenient to buy a newspaper which publishes the news twelve hours before the others. －How is it that I buy your newspaper and I don't find any news in it today! － Sir, today's news was in yesterday’s paper!..

NEWS 269: Then don't look over there, you well know that it's a puppet

NEWS 54: － They're right to leave that tower there standing... you'd have to go up in a balloon to demolish it!..

NEWS 257: － Léocadie, from on high 40 and three-quarter centuries centuries gaze upon us. － Oh! my goodness! and me, I haven't done my toilette!..

NEWS 47: －Reverend, before proclaiming Papal infallibility, take a pass-ticket for me for what's being performed in there

WHEN YOU'RE UNLUCKY 1: －To think that I've not been able to fire a single shot since this morning!... －Oh! different from me... I've killed my dog!..

News 124: A day of the eclipse

NEWS 175: Tell me, Mister Colimard, is it true that now the government's going to force all journalists to wear a uniform and that they'll make [them] pay security to all subscribers?..

NEWS 167: Do you think perhaps it's a spectator... well not even that!... it's the director!!!

NEWS 167: Do you think perhaps it's a spectator... well not even that!... it's the director!!!

NEWS 45: ABDUCTION OF A GIRL-SPIRIT OF THE AIR. － Come, come, Mr. Godard, I'm frozen, let me into the gondola... － That's impossible, since we'll be seen by Paris... － But I've got a frightful head-cold!... － All I can promise is to wipe your nose, as soon as we get into a cloud!..

NEWS 35: AN AERIAL [SHORT] EXCURSION TRAIN. The aeronaut. － Well! gentlemen, what do you say to this spectacle? A citizen. － I say that I'm very angry at having paid three hundred francs for my place!..

NEWS 171: Messrs Victor Hugo and Emile Garardin seeking to elevate Prince Louis on a shield, that's not very stable!

TRIVIAL THINGS 6: －Is it to you or to the Gentleman who's your brother that I have the honour of speaking? －It is to my brother, Sir