NEWS 183: －If I had known!..

NEWS 94: If the workers fight among themselves, how do you expect the building to be reconstructed

NEWS 183: A NIGHTMARE OF MR. VON BISMARK'S [sic] －Thank you!..

NEWS 97: －Notice to devotees... if only there were this in France!

NEWS 28: － I told you just now that I wouldn't be annoyed if the Oriental affair put itself to rights. － Yes, and so? － Well, it's funny, but since I've drunk that Mars beer, I'd like it if we had a war

If only I could do this, If only I could do that

NEWS 257: Commerce: How do you think I can walk if you always hold me back!

NEWS 6: Remove yourself from there so I can get in

NEWS 94: Going back faster than he had come

NEWS 179: They wanted to snuff out even the Sun

NEWS 36: The Bear of the north, the most unpleseant of known bears

NEWS 222: Hurry [,] you fat things! Hurry!..

NEWS 158: A stampede of Lilliputians who had tried to garrote Universal Suffrage during his sleep

NEWS 91: Will it take!

NEWS 81: Steady!

NEWS 66: Oh! if I were the King of Spain How [quickly] I'd clear off! (Variation on a celebrated ballad)

NEWS 177: －What the Devil are they doing up above!

NEWS 254: A DEPUTY'S NIGHTMARE. － Oh! my God! what is the matter dear? － I was dreaming that I was invalidated

NEWS 6: I have seen the days of my entire family cut short And I have seen my husband dragged through the dust! (Andromaque)

NEWS 1: I didn’t tell you to go and make yourself into... sugar! I told you to go and cook yourself!

NEWS 251: THE TSAR AT SEBASTOPOL. －It's annoying...... they know I don't like the tricolour flag, and they've put it everywhere!..

NEWS 234:－ I can't believe my telescope... England holds out her arms to Kossuth!..

NEWS 321: Personally, I'm revictualled!... I don't care about the rest

NEWS 103: Oh! what a pleasure to be a voter!

NEWS 145: He looks terrifying for nothing... and probably even the sparrows won't be frightened of him!..