NEWS 268: TWENTY YEARS AFTER. ARAGO －Once upon a time, it was different. CREMIEUX －Let's remember that

NEWS 31: GALILEO －Perhaps it would not have put you out, my fine Joshua, to stop it once more, in order to delay my demonstration

NEWS 5: OUR LAST TWELFTH-NIGHT CAKE －Does it not seem to you that it is calculated to disgust others

NEWS 86. －Snow, some real snow... I haven't seen any in Paris since 1822... that makes me thirty years' younger!

NEWS 54: － They're right to leave that tower there standing... you'd have to go up in a balloon to demolish it!..

Bathers 15: Look here, Father Coquardeau, it's nice and fresh. －By jove! I quite believe it

NEWS 73: Pastime that should be forbidden to eminent political persons, because it exposes them to compromise the European balance

News 112: You’re wrong to want to post up that...advertisement..

NEWS 15: － These poor animals... they're so disfigured that you can't even recognise them... they who've been such good friends for five years!... oh! Mister Barbaroux, we're living in truly sad times!..

NEWS 175: Tell me, Mister Colimard, is it true that now the government's going to force all journalists to wear a uniform and that they'll make [them] pay security to all subscribers?..

TRIVIAL THINGS 2: Blast it! they're happier than thier master,these blackguardly boots!...they're drinking!..

NEWS 128: Mr. DUPIN IN HIS SMALL SHOES: Seeing that the law on electoral reform will be warmly discussed; Mr. Dupin thought that this was the moment to present himself... to Clamecy

NEWS 128: Mr. DUPIN IN HIS SMALL SHOES: Seeing that the law on electoral reform will be warmly discussed; Mr. Dupin thought that this was the moment to present himself... to Clamecy

[NEWS] 100: Mme. POTARD. － Isn't it true, gallant turco, that you prefer French women to Africans?... Mr. POTARD. － Hush!... my good lady..., you know you'll make him blush!..

TRIVIAL THINGS 6: －Is it to you or to the Gentleman who's your brother that I have the honour of speaking? －It is to my brother, Sir

NEWS 28: － I told you just now that I wouldn't be annoyed if the Oriental affair put itself to rights. － Yes, and so? － Well, it's funny, but since I've drunk that Mars beer, I'd like it if we had a war

Ancient History 30: Dionysius the tyrant. If he chooses this condition in his sorry fortune, / It is because in the matter of schools / Tyrants always make too much of it, / So that they can fine one [school] in their old age (The late Barthelemy)

NEWS 29: AT THE DOOR OF THE ÉLYSÉE [PALACE]: －Sirs, the Prince has told me to tell you that he is not there! －What! does he no longer wish to follow our advice? －No. he [sic] claims that you've already stuffed him full of it as it is... －Hapless France! hapless Prince!

Caricatures of the Day: The bourgeois at the Salon: Let's see... What's that?... (reading from his catalogue) "No. 387. Portrait of Mr. B*** stock-broker"... well... well!... oh! how stupid I am... 386 is the portrait of Mr. B***, this is a portrait of a bull by Mr. Bracassat... I'd also say... that the idea of having yourself painted with horns as big as that... after that, you can't refuse a stock-broker anything

SKETCHES OF EXPRESSIONS 6: My dear man, I congratulate you, your picture has a repturous effect!! －Yes, I find that myself, too

THE BACHELOR'S DAY 6: － Without doubt Mr. Riflot the right to petition is sacred, but is abused! witness that which you're talking to us about: to tax bachelors for being useless to the population! I'am angry about it for married people; but it has to be said that of [bachelors] there is no one, more than I Coquelet, who has helped the population

THE UNIVERSAL EXHIBITION 36: THE REFRESHMENT-ROOM WITH SEATING － Look here... all these people eating... so they feed you on days when you pay twenty sous admission... let's go in!... － No, missis Carpolet,... those are probably the memebers of the tasting jury in going about their duties... let's not disturb them!

THE UNIVERSAL EXHIBITION 36: THE REFRESHMENT-ROOM WITH SEATING － Look here... all these people eating... so they feed you on days when you pay twenty sous admission... let's go in!... － No, missis Carpolet,... those are probably the memebers of the tasting jury in going about their duties... let's not disturb them!

[NEWS] MR. PRUDHOMME － My son, remember this memorable day on which you have seen demolished forever the wall of the custom's post... remember that sooner or later, philosophy, the product of human reason will similarly overturn the barriers of social prejudices!... LITTLE ADOLPHE － Yes, papa!... but I say..., papa,... why are they rebuilding them a bit further away?..

Strangers in Paris 16: The Daguerreotype portrait: －Here is the work of the sun..., how coloured it is, hm?... how warm... and all in three seconds! －Well, true...looking at that, you wouldn’t say that I’d been in the sun for only three seconds... you’d think I’d been in it for three years, because I look like a real negro... never mind, it’s a pretty portrait, and my wife will be well pleased!..