Affectation 6: Damn boots!... that'll teach me to want to make my feet small!!..

Affectation 1: There Sir!... and then after this, you're going to run off to see the others!..

ROBERT MACAIRE. 2nd Series 11: Again my creditors, always my creditors... it's em... thing!... What do those animals want form me?... would that they'd leave me in peace!... Me, do I ask anything of them

NEWS 173: － Papa, why do they make these soldiers go out when it's raining. － My dear, it's to teach them to go into action

Caricaturana 50: Abuse of article 214 of the civil code: My lady wife, you leave me without anything, you only give me a miserable annuity of three thousand quid, you leave me at your door like a beggar, and furthermore, you want to distance me from Paris, to expatriate me, to deport me!... No,no, I shall not leave Frrrrrance!.. No,no!!... Listen. I owe 10,000 f[rancs] to my friend Bertrand, it's a gentleman debt, I owe the keeper of the cheap eating house 525 and ten francs to my lodging house, total 10,535 f[rancs]; give me a few thousand francs more to distract me from my domestic sorrows and I'll leave you in peace, word of honour!

SKETCHES OF SUMMER 40: －Sir, would you be kind enough to tell me when you'ld like to pay me back the five hundred francs you've been owing me for a long time... －My dear man, you're unreasonable to make such a request of me, you clearly see that I have nothing on me at this very moment..

The Artists 2: One day I shall have to get you to make my portrait in that style..

Little ones! little ones! little ones!...come! come! come!...come to me, you Turkeys!

The Blue-stockings 18: Oh my idolised Victor... a poetic idea has come to me!..

TRIVIAL THINGS 10: You; my friend! how did you know I'm a widower; after twenty years of hard lab...[our]... no to setting up house: you see I'm beginning to recover myself and you're suggesting to me a second marriage...Ragoulot, will you let go of me!

THE ALARMISTS AND ALARMED. 6: －Sir, it's a three sou letter... －Is it the done thing to knock on the door for a three sou letter...I had a fright!... I thought they'd come to ask me for my weapons..

THE ALARMISTS AND ALARMED. 6: －Sir, it's a three sou letter... －Is it the done thing to knock on the door for a three sou letter...I had a fright!... I thought they'd come to ask me for my weapons..

TENANTS AND LANDLORDS 12: Robber of a landlord... who doesn't want to have repairs done for me except in fine weather!..

PARISIANS TYPES 6: Well there you are, what've you got there? －Don't talk to me about it; we've got people to stay and I've just done my shopping

A Photograph of the Plastic Model That I Can't Put Together after Eight Years Because I Want Make a Neat Job of It

SKETCHES OF EXPRESSIONS 17: Mistah Guguste and my mummy they wanted to go bye-byes, they were tired and..and...and what they said to me was...go and play in the garden, and I... and I...didn't make any noise and I played

SKETCHES OF EXPRESSIONS 17: Mistah Guguste and my mummy they wanted to go bye-byes, they were tired and..and...and what they said to me was...go and play in the garden, and I... and I...didn't make any noise and I played

EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT 66 : －I say, old chap, all the men who pass by seem to me to be turning round... so is this the politicians' quarter here?..

I try so hard to please Ayesha, to make jokes. To win her back, I even bought a computer, but..

News 112: You’re wrong to want to post up that...advertisement..

WHEN YOU'RE UNLUCKY 1: －To think that I've not been able to fire a single shot since this morning!... －Oh! different from me... I've killed my dog!..

LIFE'S HAPPY DAYS 10: THE FIRST BEARD: You really want to be able to shave your beard too, don't you, brat... for that wait until you're fifteen like me!..

Women Socialists 2: How beautiful you make yourself, my dear?..

PASTORALS 22: －I tell you you've moved the boundary stone and you've moved it forward on to my field!... And I'm telling you I haven't... and I'll maintain in front of all the courts that it's due to my father, and even my grandfather, that my boundary's where it is!... Ah! but!..

PASTORALS 22: －I tell you you've moved the boundary stone and you've moved it forward on to my field!... And I'm telling you I haven't... and I'll maintain in front of all the courts that it's due to my father, and even my grandfather, that my boundary's where it is!... Ah! but!..