NEWS 109: THE NEXT DISTRIBUTION OF PRIZES AT THE FRENCH ACADEMY: 1st for virtue and religion... Louis-Mimi Véron

NEWS 90: Two future great dignitaries of the Empire, Mimi Véron and Coco Romieu

NEWS 58: Mimi Véron finally believes to have found the true means of pulverising his enemy

NEWS 14: The emotion of Doctor Véron, believing himself to be pursued by an enraged dog

NEWS 124: MIMI VÉRON'S REMEDY: apothecary-in-chief of the Constitutionnel－Take it... take it, this is the only thing that can save you!

NEWS 124: MIMI VÉRON'S REMEDY: apothecary-in-chief of the Constitutionnel－Take it... take it, this is the only thing that can save you!

[NEWS] 100: Mme. POTARD. － Isn't it true, gallant turco, that you prefer French women to Africans?... Mr. POTARD. － Hush!... my good lady..., you know you'll make him blush!..

NEWS 3: Master, me can’t no longer work de cane!...cos de French eat de sugar from beet, me got fat, me can’t budge at all

NEWS 163: THE NAPOLEONIC CONSTITUTIONNEL: The Constitutionnel places itself heroically at the head of the Frankish corps recruited from the rue de Valois and the rue de Poitiers to uphold the cause of Prince Louis

THE TEMPTATION OF THE NEW St. ANTHONY: In that particular time, a great and fat sinner named Véron felt himself touched by grace: having reflected that the Press was a priesthood, he became a hermit and retired to a wild place in the midst of the steepest mountains of Montmartre. There, he spent his days and nights in prayer, and as a means of mortification, imposed upon himself as a penitence the continual re-reading of the list of subscribers to the Constitutionnel. －For his only food, Véron took at long intervals a light fragment of Regnauld pâté. －The Devil, irritated by this edifying yet unexpected conversion employed different strategies to make St. Véron succumb to his temptations, but our noble coenobite knew how to resist those things which until recently had held so many charms for him: Satan, who had taken the form of the Constitutionnel in order come in person to tempt St. Véron, returned to the road for Paris, furious. －The anchorite of Montmartre has, since this time, been placed in the rank of the greatest saints which Parisian journalism honours, and is especially supplicated by the unfortunates who have a head cold