"You can come whenever you like - all you gotta do is ask" [Defence Minister Robert Ray talking to Japan's Emperor Hakihito] Pryor

You Can Do Nothing But Wish :Animals, children, and war in Japanese picture books

"John - I want you to go to Tokyo immediately" [Bob Hawke] Pryor

"If we can get you to Canada, we can book you through England, Germany and Japan to where you want to go in the U.S."

"Wait a minute. There's something for you to do too"

Russian soldier shows white flag plainly to Japanese army "oh! say can you see?"

"Your mission, Robert, is to journey to Kyoto and sell Australia's position on greenhouse to the world - all knowledge of you has already been disavowed" - tape recording running while Senator Robert Hill is shaving in preparation for his trip to the Kyoto climate change conference in Japan, 1997 / Pryor

Will it come to this? The hand of friendship. Australian fat man: "You want work, eh? Why no necessity to co...

"If the rest of the world would learn to work harder they too could have a standard of living like ours" Pryor